Monday, August 13, 2007 7:21 AM
Hello all my beautiful wonderful yummy gerZ,
THIS IS LIKE TOTALLY MY LIKE FIRST, LIKE, TIME LIKE, BLOGGING HERE, LIKE!!
So just before I get all depressed and tell u all how I intend to end my horrid life after seeing the nice picture that all of u took, WITHOUT ME IN IT, I just wanna say i miss all of you heaperzX, like, totally, like yeah. AND, HI QINNNNNNNNNNN!!!! btw I just received ur belated birthday card not long ago and too sweet i showed off to the whole boarding house TEE HEE everyone was like damnnn I don't have friends like that =( AND I GOT TO GO ALL SNOB AND PROUD YESSSSSS. i win i win i win!!!
So okay now that all the formalities have been accomplished,
please advise on how I should kill myself because obviously i would like
advice and support from my most wonderfullestest clique regarding such
a life-changing and once-in-a-lifetime decision;
a) Classic: cut wrist with rusty sharp blade until bleed to death
b) Nice&Easy: drink as much Dettol as possible then pop many Panadol pills
c) Loserish: run onto a heavy traffic peak time highway
d) Conventional: jump down from some tall building lorx den wat else ryt
e) QuickButPainful: ask roommate stab an axe or chainsaw right into my heart
f) SomethingSHANNwoulddo: keep banging head against wall n hopefully somehow die
g) Unglam: hang myself with my school tie or maybe my phone charger wire?
OKAY GIRLS, PLEASE VOTEEEEEEEEE!!!
xoxoxo
WHO ELSE!?
